where gays and straights clash
like the civil war
only pink verses manly bluie
and they can fit in a small hole is bombed.
i want to bring slavery back
but only gay slaves
that is a great standup act waiting to happen
you could have them put your clothes out each day..
and the musicals!
bail the cotton and hear them sing showtunes
we could paint their faces pink
only use a designer whip
and have them organize my closet
the new undergroud railroad would work via closets
and dinky would switch teams back and forth in a frenzy of madness not knowing where he stands.
they would only eat seedless watermelon, served on the fine china
gawd, i am going to hell
nicole miller china from fishes eddie.
they would only revolt when their 'owners' showed zero fashion sense
Sadie is wearing white after labor day, DOWN WITH THE PLANTATION, MAMIE, DINKY GRAB THE GASOLINE
yes. they would be hard to control
would be awesome
with their sassy backtalk
slave owners would hire barbra streisand and cher to perform and keep them in line
only the best... and celine dion
i think gay people would accept slavery, as long as they knew the cotton they were picking was going to a hot label, to be worn by the fabulous and gorgeous people of the earth
you may be right
just think of how clean and sophisticated they could make our homes
and they could do the cooking
i tell ya, the whole south would lose a billion pounds
yes. they could have more attendees at nascar
every year, as a nice gay slave owner, i would let them have the gay games
I swear I gain weight as soon as I deplane in Ft. Worth.
wherein we recreate ancient greece
can we bring in a lion?
declawed of course. we don't want anyone to get hurt
jack lalane could be our half-time entertainment
i just sent that whole convo to someone else, telling them we should win a PEabody award or some shit
yes. they will be highly entertained
he asked me if i was the proponent or the accomplice, which makes me wodner why the fuck i have this tool on my buddy list
like DOES IT MATTER???
ITS FUNNY AS SHIT!
tell him he is now blocked
he can go back to his meh little world
it seems like a Family Guy script waiting to happen.
you would be a great writer for Family Guy
always wanted to write for snl/letterman, conan
but they no likey the spics
at least thats what my excuse-maker2000 told me to say