Reasons Britney Spears Goes Commando.

-Stealing attention away from prick in her life.

-2 words: Lip-syncing.

-Filming video for new single, "I see Paris, I see France..."

-Mentally scarring paparrazi with C-section scar.

-Advertising the re-opening of lower-level parking.

-Following Church of the Flying Vagina Monster guidelines.

-Doing undercover story for ET on 'fat labia discrimination' in our society.

-Jamie Lynn Spears needs to breathe.

-Doesn't want to seem materialistic in the least.

-Wants Vagina Dialogue to be an open, public discussion.




DIMELO!