Cool shit to do with remote-controlled Lincoln Navigator that has working lights, spinning rims and working mp3 audio system.

-Unleash the remote-controlled asshole in you.

-Tell everyone you’re under-compensating.

-Claim to have been officially pimped by Xzibit, who is much smaller in person.

-Say you car-jacked a 12-year old in broad daylight.

-Explain to friends that your ride ain’t small, it’s just their asses are wide.

-Blast white man’s music to be ironic.

-Upload an mp3 of you asking for car directions.

-Boast about having the first electric SUV that isn’t gay.

-Bring car to Lincoln dealer and say, “What the fuck?! I drove through a car wash and look what happened! Hemi, my ass! I want my fucking money back!”

-Call AAA and tell them you’ve got a little flat.