-Voraciously reading yellowed sci-fi paperback titled, Blood and Honor by Simon R. Green.
-Wearing beige London Fog barncoat browning at cuffs with dirt.
-Long red and yellow knit scarf wrapped around his neck like Griffendor’s retard DMV instructor.
-Unwashed matted hair that made him look like The Biggest, Dirtiest Loser.
-A smell of equal parts moth balls, cat piss, the elderly, the homeless, death, schmegma, closetful of used tampons and tissue balls of year-old semen.
-Took the subway.
-Sported sensible frames from Pearle Vision’s Serial Killer Collection.
-Finished retard sci-fi book, and within minutes, began reading another titled, Another Moon by Patricia Briggs.
BONUS: Random half sentences that came to me as I watched this sap:
-Pages so yellow with defeat, with abuse, with the stink of mangy hands…
-Golden with earwax, wrinkles carbon-dating a long-lost snot held between chapter title and word one.
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