-Blu-Ray discs not actually blue.
-Motion-insensitivity.
-Bankruptcy.
-iNsTrUcTiOnS WrItTeN wEiRd.
-No built-in friends.
-Nauseating new console smell.
-ROCKR game chair incompatibility.
-Only one number greater than PS2.
-Resale value on eBay only $30,000.
-Color does not match mom’s basement.
-Failure to warp users into a land of clear skin, attractive mates and unlimited sex.
-Difficult to code home-brew games for.
-Graphics not yet making blood run from eyes.
-Neighborhood bully refuses to leave.
-Inputs limited to digital accessories only.
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