Friday, November 17, 2006

Most Common PS3 Owner Complaints

-Blu-Ray discs not actually blue.

-Motion-insensitivity.

-Bankruptcy.

-iNsTrUcTiOnS WrItTeN wEiRd.

-No built-in friends.

-Nauseating new console smell.

-ROCKR game chair incompatibility.

-Only one number greater than PS2.

-Resale value on eBay only $30,000.

-Color does not match mom’s basement.

-Failure to warp users into a land of clear skin, attractive mates and unlimited sex.

-Difficult to code home-brew games for.

-Graphics not yet making blood run from eyes.

-Neighborhood bully refuses to leave.

-Inputs limited to digital accessories only.

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